Would I Have Fired Me? Knowing Me?

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Is A Real Eye-opener.

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

In My House, The Rose Parade And The Rose Bowl Game Have Always Been A Grand Tradition For Ringing In The New Year. To Serve As Grand Marshal Is A Dream Come True And I Look Forward To Sharing The Celebration With All Of The Fans And Viewers Worldwide.

If You've Got A Good Idea And You're Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Pursue It, Keep Your Head Up And Eyes Open Because You Don't Know When Opportunity Will Come Knocking.