Would The Boy You Were Be Proud

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.