Would You Like To Hear The Night

What Did The Carrot Say To The Wheat? Lettuce Rest, I'm Feeling Beet.

Everything Isn't Everything

Imagine - Four Years You Could Have Spent Travelling Around Europe Meeting People, Or Going To The Far East Of Africa Or India, Meeting People, Exchanging Ideas, Reading All You Wanted To Anyway, And Instead I Wasted It At Roosevelt.

A Hippo Sandwich Is Easy To Make. All You Do Is Simply Take One Slice Of Bread, One Slice Of Cake, Some Mayonnaise, One Onion Ring, One Hippopotamus, One Piece Of String, A Dash Of Pepper. That Ought To Do It. And Now Comes The Problem... Biting Into It!

At Night My Mind Does Not Much Care If What It Thinks Is Here Or There. It Tells Me Stories, It Invents And Makes Up Things That Don't Make Sense. I Do Not Know Why It Does This Stuff. The Real World Seems Quite Weird Enough.