Wouldn't It Be A Helluva Joke If

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?

When I Go Through The Airport And See White Women Walking Through The Airport Barefooted, Like Athlete's Feet Don't Exist, There's Something Wrong.

Truth Is The Baby Of The World. It Never Gets Old.

I Waited At The Counter Of A White Restaurant For Eleven Years. When They Finally Integrated, They Didn't Have What I Wanted.

The Most Difficult Thing To Get People To Do Is To Accept The Obvious.