Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '