Wouldn't It Be Great If People Could

It Would Be A Terrific Innovation If You Could Get Your Mind To Stretch A Little Further Than The Next Wisecrack.

If You Survive Long Enough, You're Revered - Rather Like An Old Building.

The Only Time I Am Ever Miserable Is When I Do Something Just For The Money.

Few People Know What They Mean When They Say, "i Love You." ... Well, What Does The Word Love Mean? It Means Total Interest. I Think The Reason Very Few People Really Fall In Love With Anyone Is They're Not Willing To Pay The Price. The Price Is You Have To Adjust Yourself To Them.

I Won't Go To A Restaurant To Eat With Friends, Always Join Them Afterwards For Coffee. In Company I Always Get Over Enthusiastic, And This Leads To Indigestion.