Wouldnt It Be Nice To Be Like

When It Gets Hot Like This, You Know What I Do? I Keep My Undies In The Ice Box.

I Was Brought Up Differently Than The Average American Child Because The Average Child Is Brought Up Expecting To Be Happy.

I'm Good, But I'm Not An Angel.

If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could Have Made It.

I Lay In Bed At Night Crying To Myself. The Only One Who Loved Me And Watched Over Me Was Someone I Couldn't See Or Hear Or Touch.