Wow. I've Never Been A Vip Before.

If It's In The Bin, It's Public Property.

If I Behave As Though This Is A Completely Normal Situation, Then Maybe It Will Be.

If You're Single, Then I'm Single?" What's That Supposed To Be? Lyrics To A Pop Song?

The Great Thing About Being A Novelist Is That You Organize Your Own Day.

A Man Will Never Love You Or Treat You As Well As A Store. If A Man Doesn't Fit, You Can't Exchange Him Seven Days Later For A Gorgeous Cashmere Sweater. And A Store Always Smells Good. A Store Can Awaken A Lust For Things You Never Even Knew You Needed. And When Your Fingers First Grasp Those Shiny, New Bags...