Wow, I Wonder What It'd Be Like

Professor Flitwick Had Dried Himself Off And Set Seamus Lines ("i Am A Wizard Not A Baboon Brandishing A Stick")

Every Time He Tried To Reconstruct The Internal Arguments That Had Led To His Decision, They Sounded Feebler To Him.

Young People Are So Infernally Convinced That They Are Absolutely Right About Everything.

Anyone Can Speak Troll. All You Have To Do Is Point And Grunt.

He's Only Silent Because He's Too Thick To String Two Words Together.