Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up,

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.

It's Like Having... You Know, Your Phone Has A Charger, Right? It's Like Having A Charger For Your Whole Body And Mind. That's What Transcendental Meditation Is!

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.

Keep Your Head Up In Failure And Your Head Down In Success.