Writing Does Not Resurrect. It Buries.

High School Made Me Realize That The People Who Say They Will Never Change, Are Always The Ones Who Change The Most.

Tiny, The Next Time That You Try To Set Me Up With A Girl With A Secret Boyfriend Can You At Least Inform Me That She Has A Secret Boyfriend? Also, If You Don't Call Me Back Within Five Minutes, I'm Going To Assume You Found A Way Back To Evanston. Furthermore, You Are An Asshat. That Is All.

You Can't Not Like "the Great Gatsby." It's Got The Best Sentences In, Like, Ever.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson' Is About Two Guys Named Will Grayson Who Live In Different Chicago Suburbs Who Eventually Meet Each Other.

And I Put The Latte Down On A Table, Awash In The Happy Middle Of My Greatest Adventure.