Writing Is A Subtle Art That Is

If It Weren't For Greed, Intolerance, Hate, Passion And Murder, You Would Have No Works Of Art, No Great Buildings, No Medical Science, No Mozart, No Van Gough, No Muppets And No Louis Armstrong.

He Was, After All, The Ultimate Rebel -- It Takes A Lot Of Cojones To Stand Up To Zeus.

If You Expect Me To Believe That A Lawyer Wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I Must Be Dafter Than I Look.

Whenever I'm Giving Talks, I Always Ask People To Think Of The Most Obscure Questions Because I Enjoy Those The Most. I Always Get The Same Questions: Why Does Pickwick Say "plock" And Will There Be A Movie? I Like The Really Obscure Questions Because There's So Much In The Books. There Are Tons And Tons Of References And I Like When People Get The Little Ones And Ask Me About Them. It's Good For The Audience [and Also] They Realize There's More There.

I've Got Six Months To Sort Out The Hackers, Get The Japanese Knotweed Under Control And Find An Acceptable Form Of Narcissus.