Writing Is Like Prostitution. First You Do

Ah! How Annoying That The Law Doesn't Allow A Woman To Change Husbands Just As One Does Shirts.

Frankly, It's Good Enough To Lock Up In A Drawer.

Some Of The Most Famous Books Are The Least Worth Reading. Their Fame Was Due To Their Having Done Something That Needed To Be Doing In Their Day. The Work Is Done And The Virtue Of The Book Has Expired.

You Are A Fool In Four Letters, My Son.

Ah, There Are No Children Nowadays.