Writing Is Like Sex, If It's Difficult

The Most Boring Thing In The Entire World Is Nudity. The Second Most Boring Thing Is Honesty.

To Hell With Housework, Our Top Priority Has Always Been Between Our Legs.

This Is The Greatest Momemt Of Your Life And Your Out Missing It

You Gain Power By Pretending To Be Weak. By Contrast, You Make People Feel Strong. You Save People By Letting Them Save You.

On Game Shows, Some People Will Take The Trip To France, But Most People Will Take The Washer And Dryer Pair.