Ya Know, Hitler Was A Great Leader,

I'm Not A Disciplinarian. I Simply Enforce Other People's Decisions.

If You've Been There, No Explanation Is Necessary. If You Haven't, None Is Adequate.

Give Me A Blackboard. I Can Stop Anything On A Blackboard.

Attitude Determines How Well You Do It.

Had I Been A Great Athlete, I'm Not Sure I Would Have Even Gone Into Coaching. I May Have Turned Out Feeling That My Life Ended When My Athletic Career Ended, As Happens So Many Times With Various Athletes.