Yeah, I Am A Character Actor.

I Really Don't Care About Birthdays. It's Something Where Even As A Kid, I Never Really Felt Comfortable When Someone Would Sing To Me.

I'm Not Saying That Mcdonald's Gift Certificates Caused The Obesity Epidemic, But In Retrospect, The Timing Is Kind Of Suspicious.

I Got Married. My Wife Changed Her Name. I Know Some Women Have A Problem With That. But I Wanted Her To Have My Old Girlfriend's Name. So Call Me Old-fashioned, But This Fella Does What The Bible Tells.

There Are Different Parts Of Us. You Want To Feel Safe But You Want To Also Feel Challenged.

I Realize I Look Very Hip Hop But I'm Really More Emo With A Definite Brazilian Flavor.