Yeah, I Do Stand-up, My Own Type

I Have Been Accused Of Never Saying No.

Getting That Audience Approval Is Always A Question Mark, And It's Always That Flag That Flutters In Front Of You.

When I Was Out For The Christmas Holidays In School, I Would Go Skiing Up To The Mountains And There They Had Santa On A Sled. Pulled By Horses And Other Reindeer, It Was A Very, Very Picturesque Time And That Struck Me Very Emphatically Then And Has Remained With Me All This Time.

I Love Technology. Matches, To Light A Fire Is Really High Tech. The Wheel Is Really One Of The Great Inventions Of All Time. Other Than That I Am An Ignoramus About Technology. I Once Looked For The 'on' Button On The Computer And Came To Find Out It Was On The Back. Then I Thought, Anyone Who Would Put The 'on' Switch On The Back, Where You Can't Find It, Doesn't Do Any Good For My Psyche. The One Time I Did Get The Computer On, I Couldn't Turn The Damn Thing Off!

People Have An Affinity Towards Things, And You Don't Know Where It Comes From. Mozart Wrote A Symphony When He Was Four, So It's Said; The Theory Is Maybe Because His Father Was A Conductor, It Happened In Vitro, And He Heard The Music Before He Was Born, And By The Age Of Four He Knew How To Write Music.