Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost

My Dad Worked Every Day. I Didn't Get Into Show Business To Work Every Day. So The Fact That Most Days I Get To Like, Spend Really Good Time With My Kids - That's What Success Is To Me.

The Material Comes From Whenever You Realize That You And Someone Else Have Something In Common. So Any Conversation You've Had More Than Once, Anything You See Happening To You That You See Happening To A Friend, You Go, Hmmm, That's A Situation I Can Make Funny.

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.

Anything You Can Suck At Should Make You Nervous.

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.