Yeah, It's Unfair That You Can Get

I Can See The Humor In Just About Any Situation. After I Lost My Dad, I Realized That None Of Us Should Take Things Too Seriously, Because Everything Except Death Works Itself Out.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.