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The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized To Be Civilized All The Time.

I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas?

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.