Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred

I Always Said That I Wouldn't Use A Teleprompter, And If I Start To Sing Real Flat, I'll Hang It Up.

Is It Ignorance Or Apathy? Hey, I Don't Know And I Don't Care.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.