You Are A Fool In Four Letters,

People Can Be Induced To Swallow Anything, Provided It Is Sufficiently Seasoned With Praise.

The Duty Of Comedy Is To Correct Men By Amusing Them.

Once You Have The Cap And Gown All You Need Do Is Open Your Mouth. Whatever Nonsense You Talk Becomes Wisdom And All The Rubbish Good Sense.

There Is No Praise To Bear The Sort That You Put In Your Pocket.

A Learned Fool Is More A Fool Than An Ignorant Fool.