You Are You. Now, Isn't That Unpleasant?

You're Never Too Old, Too Wacky, Too Wild, To Pick Up A Book And Read To A Child.

They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In The Past, But Sometimes I Think Progress Progresses Too Fast!

If You Want To Get Things You Can't Buy In A Store, You Have To Do Things Never Thought Of Before.

And What Happened Then? Well, In Whoville They Say That The Grinch's Small Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day

In The Places I Go There Are Things That I See That I Never Could Spell If I Stopped With The Z.