You Better Cut The Pizza In Four

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

Referring To The Bad Sun Conditions In Left Field At The Stadium: It Gets Late Out There Early.

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?