You Can Be Killed Just As Dead

There's A Simple Solution To Our Traffic Problems. We'll Have Business Build The Roads, And Government Build The Cars.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

Fanatical Religion Driven To A Certain Point Is Almost As Bad As None At All, But Not Quite.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.