You Can Beat Her, But Don't Mistreat

I Suspected My Homosexuality, But I'd Never Acted Out On It Because I Was Afraid Of Sex. It's Awful To Be Afraid Of Sex.

I Get Bombed For Breakfast In The Morning, I Get Bombed For Dinner.

Holy Moses, Let Us Live In Peace. Let Us Strive To Find A Way To Make All Hatred Cease. There's A Man Over There, What's His Colour I Don't Care, He's My Brother, Let Us Live In Peace.

I Used To Get My Money At The End Of The Week, Buy My Mum Something, Or Buy A Record, And That Was It.

You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding, Talentless Old Queen Who Can't Sing, But You Can't Tell Lies About Me.