You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding,

I Have A Lot Of Money Stashed Away, But I Do Live My Life From Day To Day.

Rocket Man, Burning Out His Fuse Up Here Alone.

I Grew Up Conservative Because My Mum Was A Conservative, And When I Finally Realized What Conservatives Were, I Changed My Mind Immediately.

I'm Glad I've Given Up Drugs And Alcohol. It Would Be Awful To Be Like Keith Richards. He's Pathetic. It's Like A Monkey With Arthritis, Trying To Go Onstage And Look Young.

There's A Time For Everyone, If They Only Learn, That The Twisting Kaleidoscope Moves Us All In Turn.