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Do You Want To Live A Better Life? Do You Really Want To Have A Normal, Optimistic Outlook On Life Every Day? Don't Watch Cnn. Don't Read The New York Times.

The Difference Between Los Angeles And Yogurt Is That Yogurt Comes With Less Fruit.

I've Never Run Across Anybody Who Suggested That Women Need To Be Reprogrammed. I Don't Think I've Even Come Across Anybody Who Wanted To Teach A Girl How To Throw Right. They Just Accept It Is What It Is.

You Have A Hundred Senators, But For Anything To Happen You Need 60, Which Makes It Really Hard For Anything To Happen.

Almost 40% Of All Young Adults Are Living With Their Parents. This Is A 75-year High In America. Forty Percent Of Young Adults Are Living With Their Parents. I See Stuff Like This, And I Think It's A Good Thing I Didn't Become A Parent, Because If That Were Happening To Me, You Wouldn't Want To Be My Kid.