You Can Do A Lot With Scotch

You Stick To The Script, The Script Is Bible.

I Am Not Pregnant, But I've Had Three Kids, And There Is A 'bump.' From Now On, Ladies, I Will Have A 'bump' And It Will Be My 'baby Bump,' And Let's Just All Settle In And Get Used To It. It's Not Going Anywhere.

My Mom Has Always Said That The One Thing She Wishes She Had Done Differently Is Have A Job. She Felt Like The Single-mindedness Made Her A Little Nuts Sometimes, And She Could Have Used An Outlet For Herself When We Were Little.

My Parents Started With Very Little And Were The Only Ones In Their Families To Graduate From College. As Parents, They Focused On Education, But Did Not Stop At Academics - They Made Sure That We Knew Music, Saw Art And Theatre And Traveled - Even Though It Meant Budgeting Like Crazy.

I Would Roll Up Pennies To Take The Subway To Work In Times Square. I Was Broke, But I Was Happy.