You Can Fool Most Of The People

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

I Think It Is Conceded That I Generally Do Pretty Big Things As A Manager, Am Audacious In My Outlays And Risks, Give Much For Little Money, And Make My Shows Worthy The Support Of The Moral And Refined Classes.

The Truth Is, The More Kind And Liberal A Man Is, The More Generous Will Be The Patronage Bestowed Upon Him.

There Is Scarcely Anything That Drags A Person Down Like Debt.

But However Mysterious Is Nature , However Ignorant The Doctor, However Imperfect The Present State Of Physical Science , The Patronage And The Success Of Quacks And Quackeries Are Infinitely More Wonderful Than Those Of Honest And Laborious Men Of Science And Their Careful Experiments.