You Can Give Of Your Talent, You

Man Has An Infinite Capacity To Rationalize - Especially When It Comes To What He Wants To Eat.

Relations Between The Sexes Are So Complicated That The Only Way You Can Tell If Members Of The Set Are Going Together Is If They Are Married. Then, Almost Certainly, They Are Not.

In My Day The Schools Taught Two Things, Love Of Country And Penmanship-now They Don't Teach Either.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Kind.

The Customer Is Always Right! John Wanamaker Must Be Turning In His Grave. If You're A Customer Today, You're An Intruder.