You Can Keep A Dog: But It

In England Only Uneducated People Show Off Their Knowledge; Nobody Quotes Latin Or Greek Authors In The Course Of Conversation, Unless He Has Never Read Them.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

If Somebody Tells You An Obviously Untrue Story, On The Continent You Would Remark, "you Are A Liar, Sir, And A Rather Dirty One At That." In England You Just Say "oh, Is That So?" Or "that's Rather An Unusual Story, Isn't It?

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

The English Have No Soul; They Have The Understatement Instead.