You Can Make It, But It's Easier

My Makeup Wasn't Smeared, I Wasn't Disheveled, I Behaved Politely, And I Never Finished Off A Bottle, So How Could I Be Alcoholic?

My Family Joins Me In Sharing The Difficult News That Gerald Ford, Our Beloved Husband, Father, Grandfather And Great Grandfather Has Passed Away At 93 Years Of Age. His Life Was Filled With Love Of God, His Family And His Country.

I Think Once I Made Up My Mind That I Was Allergic To Alcohol, And That's What I Learned, It Made Sense To Me. And I Think It Was Kind Of Pointed Out That You Know If You Were Allergic To Strawberries, You Wouldn't Eat Strawberries. And That Made Sense To Me.

And I Have Always Told The Patients When I Talk To Them. When They Come Around And Say, "what Will You Have To Drink? Oh That's Right You Don't Drink." Just Speak Up And Say, 'of Course I Drink. But I Just Don't Drink Alcohol.'

A Housewife Deserves To Be Honored As Much As A Woman Who Earns Her Living In The Marketplace. I Consider Bringing Up Children A Responsible Job. In Fact, Being A Good Housewife Seems To Me A Much Tougher Job Than Going To The Office And Getting Paid For It.