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Ladies And Gentlemen, The Economic Disaster, The Tailspin, The Destruction Of The Greatest Economic Engine In The History Of The World, These Policies Of Barack Obama's, Which Have Led Us To This Point, Are Precisely Why I Fearlessly Said And Still Say, I Hope He Fails.

Greetings, Conversationalists Across The Fruited Plain, This Is Rush Limbaugh, The Most Dangerous Man In America, With The Largest Hypothalamus In North America, Serving Humanity Simply By Opening My Mouth, Destined For My Own Wing In The Museum Of Broadcasting, Executing Everything I Do Flawlessly With Zero Mistakes, Doing This Show With Half My Brain Tied Behind My Back Just To Make It Fair Because I Have Talent On Loan From ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A Man. A Legend. A Way Of Life.

[donald Trump] Doesn't Have The Money To Run Commercials And I Launched Into A Tirade On Money In Politics.

I Will Be The First To Admit That Getting Votes And Getting An Audience Are Two Different Things. For Example, A Politician Really Can't Be Elected If He's Hated By Half The People. A Talk Show Host, However, Can Be An Overwhelming National Phenomenon While Being Hated By Half The People.

If Somebody Tells Me They Want Something Or They Want Something To Happen And If It's In My Power To Make It Happen, I Start Working On It Thinking They Meant It.