You Can Never Have A Thousand Percent

If You're Not Connected Emotionally To A Story, Then You're Dead. You're Really Just Opening The Door For People To Lose Interest And Their Minds To Wander, For Them To Start Picking It Apart.

You Just Have To Be Classy At The End Of The Day. That Doesn't Mean You Can't Go With A Midnight Blue Tux. And If You Can Find A Deep Red Tux That Looks Classy And Classic, I Think You Can Pull It Off.

Forty Is The Line Of Demarcation That Says You're An Adult Now. You're An Adult, So Don't Pretend You're A Kid Anymore.

It's Healthy To Have Older Friends. You Go, 'look, I'm Younger Than Them!' That's Always The Nice Thing, If You Can Be The Youngest One In The Room At Times. Like If You're Always The Oldest One In The Room, You'll Start To Feel Like The Oldest Person In The World. So Get Older Friends, Because They're Cool. Get Cool Older Friends.

You Can Never Have A Thousand Percent Batting Average On Jokes - It's Just Never Going To Happen.