You Can Never Have Too Much Butter

I Don't Write A Word Of The Article Until I Have The Lead. It Just Sets The Whole Tone - The Whole Point Of View. I Know Exactly Where I'm Going As Soon As I Have The Lead.

People In New Orleans Really Care About Food, Care About It Passionately, Can Spend Hours Arguing Over Whether Antoine's Is Better Than Galatoire's Or The Other Way Around ... In New Orleans, There Is Basically Nothing To Do But Eat And Then Argue About It.

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over.

One Of The Best Things About Directing Movies, As Opposed To Merely Writing Them, Is That There's No Confusion About Who's To Blame: You Are.