You Can Observe A Lot By Just

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's Too Crowded.

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

You Can Have Everything You Want As Long As You Don't Want It Badly Enough.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!