You Can Only Offend Me If You

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

The Thing About Having An Audience Right There Laughing Is That Critics Can Write What They Want, But The Proof Is Right There In Front Of You.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?