You Can't Beat The Beehive For Glam

God Bless America - What Other Civilization Would Give Patrick Dempsey Another Shot To Rule As A Sex Symbol, Twenty Years After 'meatballs Iii: Summer Job?' His Reign As Dr. Mcdreamy On 'grey's Anatomy' Is Proof That There's Nothing We Love More Than Giving Eighties Celebs A Heartwarming Second Stab At Life.

In My Headphones, I Led A Life Of Romance And Incident And Intrigue, None Of Which Had Anything To Do With The World Outside My Walkman.

'the Queen Is Dead' Is Not Merely The Smiths' Best Album, But It Is One Of Those Timeless, Perfect, Inexhaustible Artifacts That Could Only Have Been Made By A Gang Of Sullen, Sun-deprived Rock & Roll Boys Fighting Off Adulthood Tooth And Nail.

I Will Always Love The Clash, Because I Loved Them So Much When I Was Fourteen, And I Love How You Can Start A Conversation With Almost Literally Any Dude About The Clash.

You Know The Prince Song Where The Girl's Phone Rings But She Tells Him, "whoever's Calling Couldn't Be As Cute As You?" I Long To Live Out This Moment In Real Life.