You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.

I Don't Think People Were That Interested In What I Was Doing For The Most Of The 1990s.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.

Yuri Gagarin, The First Man In Space, May Have Had His Charms, But He Really Couldn't Be Considered Hip.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'