You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You

I've Got A Nice Little Crafty Deal With The People In Barbados; 10 Days Out There Teaching The Locals How To Play Darts For An Hour A Day. Get Paid For That As Well.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.