You Can't Get Saved If You Don't

I Don't Dislike Children, I Just Don't Particularly Want To Be Around With Them A Lot. Problem Is, Neither Do Their Parents.

If You Came Into The Theater Believing In The Talking Snake, It's Kind Of Hard To Leave The Theater Still Believing In The Talking Snake.

People Have To Stop Saying That Just Because Someone Is An Anti-gay Activist They Might Be Gay. They're Definitely Gay!!

The Teachers Don't Know Anything. What Are The Kids Going To Learn With A Horrible Education System?

March Madnesss...the Only Place Where You Hear 'kansas Is Advancing.'