You Can't Give Any Exciting Speech Without

I Support Selfies! I Think The War On Selfies Is Really Unjust!

Scandal Has Made Wine And Popcorn Seem Like A Viable, Even Healthful, Meal.

I Thought I Was Really A Radical, Political Person, Which Of Course I Am Not.

I Mean, I - It's So Funny, I Am, You Know, I Am, You Know, A Working Woman Out In The World, But I Still Live With My Parents Half The Time. I've Been Sort Of Taking This Very Long, Stuttering Period Of Moving Out.

But I Want To Tell My Stories, More Than That, I Have To In Order To Stay Sane.