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I Therefore Suggested That Wwf Should Invite Leaders From The Major Religions To Meet Together To Discuss What - If Any - Responsibility They Felt They Had For The Natural Environment As A "sacred" Entity.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

Cannibalism Is A Radical But Realistic Solution To The Problem Of Overpopulation.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.