You Can't Have Personal Investors Anymore Because

The Concerts You Enjoy Together/ Neighbors You Annoy Together/ Children You Destroy Together,/ That Keep Marriage In Tact.

The Situation's Fraught, Fraughter Than I Thought, With Horrible, Impossible Possibilities!

The Dumbing Down Of The Country Reflects Itself On Broadway. The Shows Get Dumber, And The Public Gets Used To Them.

I Played The Organ When I Went To Military School, When I Was 10. They Had A Huge Organ, The Second-largest Pipe Organ In New York State. I Loved All The Buttons And The Gadgets. I've Always Been A Gadget Man.

Ah, But If You Have No Expectations, You Can Never Have A Disappointment.