You Can't Just Have A Clean Public

Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

Image Is Everything, And The Voice Or The Idea Or The Song Is Hardly Anything At All. Half The Time The Person Isn't Even Doing The Singing. I'm A Bit Cynical About This [music] Business.

Sold My Soul. Bought These Devil Chains.

The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do Like A Virgin Is Give Birth In A Stable.

I Haven't Left My House In Days. I Watch The News Channels Incessantly. All The News Stories Are About The Election; All The Commercials Are Viagra And Cialis. Election, Erection, Election, Erection! Either Way We're Screwed!