You Can't Just Yell Jokes At People.

Because You've Been On Dates Where Y'know, You Forget To Open Your Eyes And Wear Pants And Speak English.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

I'm Concerned About How And Why There Is No Gun Control.

The Bible Is The Funniest Book I Have Ever Read. It's So Funny! Right In The First Six Pages, It's Funny!

I'm Not A Centrist, And There's Nothing About Me That's Centrist. I Never Have Been.