You Can't Look Stupid If You're Having

Girls, If A Boy Says Something That Isn't Funny, You Don't Have To Laugh.

I Had No Idea How To Get Guys To Notice Me. I Still Don't. Who Cares?

When Your Children Arrive, The Best You Can Hope For Is That They Break Open Everything About You. Your Mind Floods With Oxygen. Your Heart Becomes A Room With Wide-open Windows. You Laugh Hard Every Day.

We [with Les Charles] Started Talking About Hotel Stories, And We Found That A Lot Of The Action Was Happening In The Hotel Bar. We Actually Thought Of That While We Were In A Bar: "why Would Anyone Ever Leave Here?"

I Have A Boyfriend Who Knows How To Settle Me. He Puts His Hand On My Chest And Tells Me Boring Stories. On One Of Our First Nights Together I Woke Up Apologizing For My Snoring And He Pulled Out Two Earplugs He Had Worn To Bed So He Could Hear What I Was Saying.