You Can't Please Everybody All The Time,

Players Are Spoiled By Charter Airplanes, The Finest Hotels, A Big Per Diem Every Day.

Portland Can Put The Champagne Away And Get Out The Bottled Water, 'cause That's All They're Gonna Drink On Their Way Home!

The Game's In The Refrigerator, The Door's Closed, The Light's Out, The Eggs Are Cooling, The Butter's Getting Hard And The Jell-o's Jiggling.

You Can't Please Everybody All The Time, But You Can Please A Majority.

Anybody Who Doesn't Think I Want The Lakers To Win Is A Fool. But I'm No Homer.