You Can't Process Me With A Normal

It's Not About The Big Deal You Struck That Day, It's Not About The New Car, It's Not About The Obvious Stuff. It's About That Little Introspective Moment You Had In The Middle Of All That. Those Are Moments Between The Moments, And That's Where Life Is.

Shut Your Evil Mucus-hole You Truth Terrorist. You Lose Every Time A Mirror Implodes From Your Barbed And Gristle Image.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

Early On, I Used To Think It Was Really Cool And Macho To Jump Out Of The Car And Tackle The Bad Guy. But Then When You See The Stunts In The Movie, You Realize It Could've Been A Lady In A Poncho.

Once You Start Altering Your Body's Blueprint, Things Start Falling Apart. Some Players Take Steroids, And Two Years Later, After They've Broken Records, Suddenly They Have Back Problems, Shoulder Problems, Arm Problems. They're Out Of The Game For Good.